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God is "Only a Theory"
By Michael Shermer
I've given more thought to the creationists demand that evolution be stricken
from public school science classes, or that it be taught side-by-side with
creationism because "evolution is only a theory" and "no one was there to
witness the creation" so we cannot say for sure what really happened.
I have come to the conclusion that what's fair is fair, and that the creationists
have a good point. Afterall, isn't education all about hearing both sides
of an issue? And they are correct, no one was there to witness the creation,
so any ideas about who or what caused the creation can only be speculative
theories and therefore never provable.
Therefore, I am certain that Ministers, Priests, Rabbis, and religious leaders
of all sects will be pleased to read the following disclaimer to their respective
congregations every Sunday morning, or before any sermon delivered:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, God bless and welcome to [FILL IN THE
NAME OF YOUR CHURCH, TEMPLE, MOSQUE, OR CENTER OF WORSHIP HERE]. This morning
we are going to talk about the creation of the universe and the origins of
life on Earth. According to the Bible, Genesis 1:1-3:
"In the beginning
God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form,
and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God
moved upon the face of the
waters.
And God said,
Let there
be light: and there was light."
Now, it is important for us to understand that no one was actually present
at the creation so we don't really know what happened. Genesis 1:1-3 is only
a theory, and as such cannot be treated as fact. And it is only fair that
I share with you that there are other theories of the creation. For example,
some Sumerians and Babylonians, Gilbert Islanders, Koreans, and Greeks believed
that the world was created from the parts of a slain monster; some Zuni Indians,
Cook Islanders, and Tahitians have a theory that the world was created by
the interaction of primordial parents; and some Japanese, Samoan, Persian,
Chinese, and Hindu have a theory that the world was generated from an egg."
And, of course, there is that dogma being foisted upon us by the liberal
media and intelligentsia,
the theory
of evolution.
As for the
origins of
human life, that is spelled out in Genesis 1:27: "God created man in
his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created
he them." Of course, not only was no one present to witness this act, except
for Adam and Eve after they were created, I should point out that this theory
has a counter theory in Genesis 2:7, where "the Lord God formed man of the
dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and
man became a living soul." In this theory Adam is all alone without a mate,
so in Genesis 2:21-22 "the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam,
and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead
thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman,
and brought her unto the man."
Since everyone here was blessed by the almighty with a brain that thinks,
I will allow you to decide which theory is the correct theory of the creation
of humans, Genesis 1 or Genesis 2. Weigh the evidence and decide for yourselves.
You be the judge.
Oh, there is one other minor detail. Adam and Eve begat Cain and Abel, and
as you all know Cain, as firstborns are wont to do to their laterborn siblings
who might cut into their limited parental resources, slew him. That left
Adam, Eve, and Cain as the only humans on the entire Earth. But in Genesis
4:17 we read that "Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch."
Now, I don't mean to burden you with more of the liberal media's fascination
with smut and porn, but I think as created beings endowed with intelligence
and critical thinking skills blessed to us by the good Lord, it might be
reasonable to ask just who it was that Cain "knew." Unless Adam was himself
blessed with both types of reproductive organs, or Cain was capable of
parthenogenesis, then we are left with the theory that Cain "knew" his mother.
But that's just a theory, and as we all know, theories are just wild guesses
and should not be taken seriously.
Skeptic.com
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